Rick - 8 short of 1000 posts

[Whitters]

With 54 registered members of the OAS Forum, Rick has clocked up 992 posts

[Ian]

I thought you might add that Rick is also a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic.

Sorry Rick, couldn't help myself

[Rick]

Does that count the ones I deleted?

Another board I frequent (running phpBB 2.something) puts witty little comments beside users' names when they've posted more than a few posts...

...things like "300 bouts of insanity", "600 lovable bundles of ascii", "900 posts and still doesn't know better", and "1500 reasons to go outside".